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Dec. 5th, 2006 | 11:20 am
mood: amusedamused
posted by: keetpet in shoopkids

Descriptions like this make me squirm with happy.

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Mar. 5th, 2006 | 10:03 pm
mood: aggravateddude my hand hurts now D:
music: mindless self indulgence - bitches
posted by: dendys_furc_lj in shoopkids

hay Elvn.


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ohhh she's an 8-baaallll

Mar. 5th, 2006 | 02:20 pm
mood: mellowmellow
music: marcy playground - comin up from behind
posted by: dendys_furc_lj in shoopkids

I didn't make this picture and I'm sure everyone and their momma has seen it before, but here:

lolz blow me

You can use it if we've ever made fun of you for being a retarded furry(redundant I know). :'(

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We're watching you.

Feb. 19th, 2006 | 11:03 am
mood: lovedilu meat
music: The Servant - Liquefy
posted by: dendys_furc_lj in shoopkids

Updates are scarce, it's true; I may have mentioned that we planned on partying when Furcadia was free of suckiness, but..well..We got sick of waiting and took a long vacation anyway. Dumbasses will never go away, so we'll always be in business! AREN'T YOU GLAD?!

Before I go, I'd like to dedicate this post to my intense, burning love for eating animals. Whenever I take a break from seal clubbing and kitten stomping, nothing helps me relax more than a burger the size of Florida.

Why yes, little cow, I do!

Remember, people: the suffering adds flavor!

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Where hath thou vanished to?

Jan. 26th, 2006 | 12:29 pm
mood: annoyedItchy!!
posted by: elzombie in shoopkids

Look what you've reduced me too:

Now, when you guys are all done with your so-called "real lives" how about you turn yourselves back into computer cabbages and start posting! I so very much miss reading your posts and I wanna know what you guys are up to! :D As for me? Not a lot really... Went through another boyfriend (Tim); he had his head too far up his ass --; He basically said all the wrong things at all the wrong times D= Ummm haven't been on Furc too much I gotta say ): Same goes for MSN but that's cos it's stopped working! D: There's something wrong with it.. Looking forward to my Polytech course which starts in a month! Nervous, nervous! Been playing Final Fantasy XVIXIVVII or something... o.O The one with sexy Quistis, cute Selphie and angsty Squall! =D And omifuggingawsh got bitten the other night and my leg and hand are swollen to the size of Tim's ego! >:D Ooo burn! ;D

Okay I love you, buhbye! <3

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You Black Fuckbag! D:

Dec. 25th, 2005 | 11:48 pm
mood: sickill
posted by: elzombie in shoopkids

And no, that isn't racism!

FUCK is a strange way to spell COOL... But apparently if something has "fuck" on it, it's awesome! >:) It's shocking, in-your-face, oh-so-totally rebelious, and it fucks the mainstream numb! Or maybe it's just another cheap gimmick to sell an otherwise fugly handbag. You decide! ;)


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This just in!

Dec. 19th, 2005 | 08:53 am
mood: lethargicSleepy!
posted by: elzombie in shoopkids

Couple participate in seedy behaviour resulting in further damaging of an already broken penis finger!! O:< Onlookers aroused disgusted!

FurcadianLoverGirl: cuddled into him, breathing slightly heavier. Well, that sure warmed her up! She nuzzled against him, happy to have someone to care for her. Jokingly, she drooped his shirt over his head like a flag, and leaned back to observe her work of art

FurcadianLoverBoy: Afk a second, Megan, I just hurt my broken finger. x.x

How romantic x)


In further news... Congrats Furcadia for making the snow look pretty this year 'round! A big improvement from last year, IMHO :D

Pretty, is it not? :-)


Mm, Furcadia is like... naughty and stuff! Everybody knows it's naughty but I'd just like to remind people who may have forgotten.
Why is it that one may not speak such evil words as "ass" without them being censor'd out but one can gain easy access to pregnant animal hermaphrodite slaves with tentacles in abundance?

My bewbs are bigger! >:)

looolz, I just noticed something about the word 'abundance'. A-bun-dance. Looolz... buns like to dance, ohyes! (Well apparently they do at Yiffy Highschool.. *shudder*)

Elvn's Stats:
Intel -5
IQ -2
Brain-eating ability: 9304763274. Ooobebi! ;D!


Yet still I continue to play Furcadia! Maybe I'm a hypocrite..? Maybe I secretly enjoy intentionally accidently walking in on slave yiff..? Who knows! :O Not me, that's for sure! Anyways, time to go now! Till next time,

Quit school! I did, and NOW look at me! I'm writing Livejournal posts in my underwear! =D

Elvn *(Humping the strike-out html)*

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Sloth, I say! >:O

Dec. 14th, 2005 | 07:24 pm
mood: lazylazy
music: garbage - queer
posted by: dendys_furc_lj in shoopkids

Major thanks go to Elvn for posting while the rest of us shoopkids were off being lazy whores I mean--well, yeah, okay. Lazy whores. u.u

Sadly I have very little to say at the moment, except that Kenogi is an obese cock-mongering nuclear skank-munch, and will probably cry himself to sleep in a bowl of Twinkies after she/he/it reads my SCATHING INSULTS. You sir need to learn the difference between emo losers(example: not Elvn) and people who actually have friends and take regular baths(example: Elvn). Please take a lesson from our hygenic friend. That is all! :D

More full-length rants to come soon. Until then, happy holidays!

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New Shoopkid Dictionary entry!

Dec. 10th, 2005 | 10:36 pm
mood: bouncyJammin'!
music: Sisters of Mercy - Temple of Love
posted by: elzombie in shoopkids

What it is: An expression of praise, admiration, or congratulation often rejected and o.o'd at by the reciever.
What it isn't: An earnest request mint supported by advertising :)

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This knave was alluringly fascinating, yet openly discordant, as well as licentious.

Dec. 9th, 2005 | 07:02 pm
mood: amusedMmm, clean panties x)
music: Does the washing machine count as music?
posted by: elzombie in shoopkids

Before you is a beast born in the shadows, Velvet hide glistens as if made of ebony glass it's sleek form riddled with dense muscle, a serpentine tail and sinister tendrils lash about as if possesed but despite this five foot tall creatures imposing aura is incomplete. It searches for something to give it's life meaning. [] [DISPLACER BEAST] [PRESS F8 FOR HIS PICTURE] http://www.edenworldsaga.com/shared/images/full/otherfull_06.jpg

And if you've managed to resist the temptation of mass homocide, there's also this:

Caliginous - A bellicose teen; Rogue subdued fair by elven heritage. Onyx manteau, hood emitting adumbration upon his youthful visage; Marked in luminous blue tribal etchings -- A hefty hunting blade, intricate draconic hilt composition, sweeping to an equally daedal sheath -- The blade, out of view, sharp and coiled. On his back slung a large bastard sword, harnessed into an unembellished brown and green leather sheath-strap. The same material leather cris-crossed along the hilt. A longbow, strapped tightly in the same criss-crossing pattern swung back and forth from his side, tied down to his hip. He was a rogue, an elf, a youth, and a man among men. He looked ornate, and handsomely dressed, still managing to look stately in his peasant clothing. A scrapper and nefarious youth. A diabolic dapper -- guileful treachery. Duplicitous and articulated; Suave. This knave was alluringly fascinating, yet openly discordant, as well as licentious.

Let us pray... :'(

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